I have the utmost respect and admiration for those that are able to take an idea and transform it into a product. I never even have ideas so this is way beyond my level of thinking. I even have difficulty using products that come with instructions not to mention creating something that doesn’t even exist. One thing I really can’t comprehend is why when we now have an easier or better way to do something would some people choose to go backwards and continue suffering as you will.

One thing I will never understand is camping unless you are running from the police or something along those lines. There was a time when sleeping and living outdoors was all that was available but then shelters were invented. If that wasn’t great enough, indoor plumbing was invented and eventually became available in all homes. So why then would anyone in their right mind want to sleep on the ground with bugs and bears? Not to mention shit in the woods. Oh, I forgot to mention the invention of toilet paper. So yeah, let’s not only get bug bites on our back side while we squat like an animal but let’s clean up shop with a leaf while we’re at it. People choose to do this for fun and yet some think I’m the one that’s nuts?

While we are on the topic of bathing in a puddle of animal urine while outdoors, another little invention that really changed lives are razors. I personally prefer a clean shaved man but neat facial hair is nice as well. We all know shaving is a pain but who wants to look at Grizzly Adams with gnats and old food crumbs stuck in a beard. Hey, are you going to eat that? Yuck. Also, is there anyone that wants to see hairy legs and armpits on a woman? Not this girl. I understand some wanting to be “natural” but there are other ways to accomplish that goal. Don’t wear makeup. Don’t paint your toenails in the summer. Go nuts. If you really don’t like shaving that’s fine but please don’t show me the nest under your arms. There is a case where I wish something hadn’t been invented, the tank top.