My personality is an interesting one, unique you might say.  I have a warped sense of humor and get distracted easily by shiny objects.  I laugh at everything.  I often wonder if it might be misconstrued as insanity. This morning as I was talking to the birds in my yard, my daughter mentioned that if I am ever being questioned to determine my mental state, never say yes if asked if God speaks to me.  She was told this in school so it must be true.

Of course with my personality and sense of humor, I automatically think of how fun that would be to mess with people.  I can already see the looks on people’s faces when I interrupt a conversation to answer my cell phone because it’s Jesus.  “Excuse me, I need to take this, it’s Jesus”.  Just the thought of that made me burst into laughter which may in fact solidify my insanity.  I should probably speak to someone about that but can’t forget, don’t say I hear from God.

You could even have a special phone, a Batphone of sorts to really confuse people.  It can have an angelic ringtone, maybe a white sparkly case, only the best for the big guy.  Payphones are hard to come by but if you found one you could stand by it and whenever someone went to use it you could say you are waiting for a call from Jesus.  “Sorry, it’s important and it’s long distance”.  Then follow it up with telling them to respect that or you’ll put in a bad word for them.

Life is too short not to mess with people once and awhile.  That’s what Jesus told me anyway.