This morning as I was scrolling through my Facebook posts, I happened upon a picture of a woman. Not sure if it was an ad for yoga, or someone had liked her yoga page, something like that. Anyway, the thing that struck me about this woman’s picture was that you could actually see her ribs through her workout attire. You can barely see my ribs with an x-ray. Does this woman eat?
Sadly, food is a huge part of my life. I love food. They say nothing tastes better than skinny but I beg to differ. Lots of things taste better than skinny, should I list them. Let me lick the cheese off of my fingers first. Somehow, unbeknownst to me, I don’t weigh 500 pounds. I’m about one cupcake away but I’m not there yet. I do, however, have more rolls than a bakery. I like to think of them as curves. Oooh, I should go to the bakery today.
I keep saying I will start to eat better. Tomorrow. I’ll get back into the multiple items of clothing hanging in my closet that I can no longer fit into. Tomorrow. It’s just so much easier to go out and buy new clothes and they’re so pretty. Tomorrow? I like pretty things. I think my obsession with shoes might be partly because I never outgrow them. I know, tomorrow I’ll go shoe shopping. Fun!
Maybe tomorrow before I go shoe shopping I’ll make one of those green drinks. Nah, I’ll just eat only green M&M’s and pretend it’s a healthy smoothie. After all, there’s always tomorrow.